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Tell me about it, bunch of filthy role-players, I think. Serious business, pitboss.
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This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so this bunch could role-play their way through a game of Civ 4!
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I think you're quoting the Big Lebowski again, boss. Better call it a night.
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FUCK YOU SODIUM!
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'night boss. See you in a few turns.
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AN ACCOUNT OF THE TRIAL OF TUPAC HA-NOZRI BEFORE THE SANHEDRIN

Late in the day on the Twenty-First Sunday in Ordinary Time, Caiphas sat, black-bearded and clad in the green cloth marking him president of the Sanhedrin. Having removed his hood because of the unusually hot summer weather, the high priest had to resist the temptation to stand and shake out his robes. A parade of witnesses had already testified before the council:

"This fellow said, I will destroy the temple that is made with hands, and within three days I will build another made without hands"

And another testified, "No, we heard him say, I am able to destroy the temple of God, and to build it in *seven* days."

And yet another, "In the market he spoke, I'm contemplating plots wondering which door to go/Brothers getting shot, coming back resurrected”

All in all, the trial was a mess - the witnesses themselves laughing and embellishing the outrageous claims whispered to them by the scribes.

Exasperated, Caiphas cut short the current witness with a gesture and addressed the prisoner,

"Answerest thou nothing? what is it which these witness against thee? "

But the man held his peace and answered nothing. Again the high priest asked the man about his teaching and his thoughts on the authority of the chief priests and the elders.

"I adjure thee by the living God, that thou tell us whether thou be the Christ, the Son of God!"

At this, the man replied.

"ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!"

And Caiphas smiled.

"He hath spoken blasphemy; what need we any further witnesses?"

And so they spit in the man's face, and buffeted him, and others smote him with the palm of their hands...

TO BE CONTINUED


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(August 24th, 2013, 04:20)Shrimp Wrote: At least they managed to avoid deleting the starting settler!

How do you know?! I don't think I posted in the thread ... huh Yeah, that was a close call - but fortunately the settler survived biggrin. Would be really embarrassing to have to ask for a reload for that!
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Hmmmm... the mods are asleep, let's post some hot pix:

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Aw, yeah - wet wheat.

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Riverside, grass hill gold... so sweet.

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The best, I think. Floodplains cottage, dressed to kill.
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P.S. The contents of the above message in no way reflect on the seriousness of my team.
You have noone to blame but yourself, Oxy wink
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(August 26th, 2013, 03:42)suttree Wrote: Hmmmm... the mods are asleep, let's post some hot pix:

[Image: ELJ9sfG.png]

Aw, yeah - wet wheat.

[Image: zFRRmvz.png]

Riverside, grass hill gold... so sweet.

[Image: FTzXqSH.png]

The best, I think. Floodplains cottage, dressed to kill.

Dat wheat pimp
Sisu Wrote:You go to Civ with the BFC you have.
Commissioner Pravin Lal Wrote:"Once a man has changed the relationship between himself and his environment, he cannot return to the blissful ignorance he left. Motion, of necessity, involves a change in perspective."

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