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Funniest Amazon.com reviews ever

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October 27th, 2013, 04:54 (This post was last modified: October 27th, 2013, 04:55 by Gustaran.)
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I just discovered the reviews for "Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-pound bag" @ amazon.com.
This is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on Amazon! lol

Quote: "Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate."

See for yourself:

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy...ewpoints=1

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October 27th, 2013, 05:15
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... Apparently in large quantities, the artificial sweetener they used is a laxative. And apparently the definition of large quantity for each individual can be mapped by some sort of near perfect inverted bell curve if the review distribution are to be trusted.
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October 27th, 2013, 06:21 (This post was last modified: October 27th, 2013, 06:21 by Gustaran.)
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I am not so sure about the inverted bell curve, since some of the 5 star reviews are like this:

Quote:I purchased this product to mess with my friends/co-workers. These little "Poo-Bears" as I like to call them do exactly what other people say they do!

Quote:After reading these reviews I decided to buy a couple bags to test on my roommate. He's that guy that will just take a bite of your sandwich OR if you just so happen to have a bowl of delicious gummy bears on the table he will take it upon himself to handful after handful smile

After he consumed about 1 1/2 bags of these time bombs he decided to go to his girlfriend's house...I think we know where this goes. I get a text from him this morning complaining about having to shit literally all night long and all day at work. I then refer him to this page and proceed to laugh. I don't think he learned anything valuable from this but I couldn't not try it.

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October 27th, 2013, 10:13
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BIC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen (Box of 12) is always good for a laugh.
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October 27th, 2013, 10:35 (This post was last modified: October 27th, 2013, 10:35 by NobleHelium.)
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Yeah, Amazon has actually featured funny reviews on their front page before.
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October 28th, 2013, 12:01
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http://www.amazon.com/AutoExec-Wheelmate...ewpoints=1
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October 29th, 2013, 05:38
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http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-...B00032G1S0

Look for the review by Edgar.

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November 27th, 2013, 09:11
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How did I miss this thread? I love Amazon reviews. If anyone is wondering what to get me for Christmas, how about The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee. My favorite quote:

Quote:Great compliment for my skin art

Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

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November 29th, 2013, 13:09
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Not the best review, but entertaining with the understanding that this product actually exists.
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November 29th, 2013, 18:17
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An Amazon funniest review thread without the hair removal creme? *Tuts*

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Re...B000KKNQBK wink
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