This is an archive of the various QotM the forum has had over the years, that I started maintaining in July 2012.
The QotM is a short text acting as the forums banner for until it is replaced, and normally consists of something witty or humorous.
The list is most conclusive for those since I joined (I.e. 2012), though I have tried to work in those that we have a record of from earlier then that point.
Correct as of the 3rd of November 2013.
Original Post:
Thestick's Awesome Quote Repository:
The QotM is a short text acting as the forums banner for until it is replaced, and normally consists of something witty or humorous.
The list is most conclusive for those since I joined (I.e. 2012), though I have tried to work in those that we have a record of from earlier then that point.
"Hi, I just started a new D3 Guild called "The Irrelevant Vigilantes of Vaporware."
Our goal is to form a powerful guild, have a leadership struggle, and splinter into a bunch of sub-guilds of one member each with out-of-date web pages--all before D3 goes into development.
After that, we'll be real busy working on the Y3k issue."
"Let our guild opponents lose initiative while they choke on their beers giggling at or pink emblems. - Sirian" Posted by Sirian on the 1st of November 2004, in the Guild Wars! thread. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...04#pid2504
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"Okay, I love challenges, but I should have read that other thread before throwing myself into this one." posted by Seijin on October 3rd 2005 in the Nude beach recruitment thread. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...45#pid5345
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"Sometimes being a builder at heart means building more infantry. - Smegged" posted by Smegged on the 19th December 2005 in response to Kylearan saying he had thought Smegged a Builder at heart. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...95#pid6895
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"In my opinion nearly all losses are caused by insufficient stubbornness. - Blake" [first capture on wayback Jan 9th 2007]
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"I just realised that even the quote contains spoilers, so anybody who shouldnt read that forget you saw it! - Jkaen" posted in the QoTM thread on May 2nd 2011. A reference to his accidentally posting a link to spoilers from his PBEM15 thread. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid134208
"I could not figure out how I got here... - sunrise089" in the QoTM thread on April 2nd 2011. A reference to the fake googleclick ad hosted at the site, which, when clicked linked directly to the above thread. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid125383
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Well, it *is* my name. -Pete quote from an interview Pete had performed with ShadowHM here. The quote was put up as a reference to his death on the 17th of October 2011. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=4502
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"T-Hawk, new QOTM?" posted by spacetyrantxenu, in the PBEM29 Green Tech Thread on March 11th 2012. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid224948
"I'm afraid civ has never been about getting the girl... - Novice" posted in the PBEM29 Greens Tech Thread on March 11th 2012. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid224923
"[i]Looks like he's getting a population growth tonight, so hospital time not game time.[/i]" posted in the RBP5 IT and Tech Issues Thread on the 29th of April 2012. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid242976
"She said that she couldn't stop playing Civ5. Suffice to say, I moved on. - Gaspar" posted in the Civilization 5 Announced thread on July 13th 2012. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid270235
New feature: Screenshot tags A reference to the screenshot tags feature with a link on the Screenshot tags going to this thread (started on August the 20th 2012):
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5375
New feature: Video embedding A reference to the ability to embed videos within the forum newly developed by T-Hawk on 23rd September 2012. Link on Video embedding going to post 324 in the Admins Requests and News thread in Off Topic. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid294434
"Hello World!" uploaded October 14th 2012, a reference to the brief hiatus where Realms Beyond was shutdown due to hacking, also a means of trialling the QotM feature on a MyBB forum. Link to temporary Forum discussing the shutdown:
http://realmsbeyond.org/forumstemp/
and the quick topic created by T-Hawk immediately after the shutdown:
http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/EzYVn5aS5nnPx
RBClassic themes now available Uploaded October 22nd 2012
Reference to a new series of themes now available Link to discussion:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5555
RBClassic Black Beauty now available Uploaded October 25th 2012
Reference to new theme available. Link to discussion:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5564
Best wishes for our East Coasters Uploaded October 30th 2012
Reference to the devestation of Hurricane Sandy hitting the East Coast of the United States at the time. Discussed here:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5583
..."geeky game playing girls aren't supposed to be cute" - darrelljs Post by darrelljs in the Foreign Realms thread on the 8th November 2012, commenting on his reaction to seeing a (RL) picture of Pling. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid308387
NOTICE: Forum time is currently broken. Click here for current forum status A suspension of the QotM notice to warn people about the problems the forum was having. (Uploaded on 11th of November 2012) Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid308871
Everybody's talking about revolution, evolution, masturbation, flagellation, regulation, integrations, meditations, United Nations, Congratulations. - 1940-80 Uploaded 8th December 2012, referencing the 32nd anniversary of John Lennons assassination.
"Quick, someone say something that sounds profound out of context" - T-Hawk posted 10th december 2012 - a reference to the public disquiet about the previous QotM (starting here) and the need to have sxomething to replace it. The post link leads here.
"India has always been my favorite leader trait. " - Scooter This is a reference to Scooter stating in his PBEM45 thread (http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5550) that India had always been his favorite leader trait. Uploaded on the 12/12/12 Link: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid316755
You might have survived 12/21/12, but do you have your towel? - KoP - a reference to the predicted end of the world with the finish of the Mayan calendar on the 21st of December 2012 (which did not occur). The towel part is a reference to the Douglass Adams book (and series) The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in which at the end of the world (that is, earth) a towels importance is purported. (link)
...the actual GAME is not about that game, but about another game - Ichabod A reference to an awesome post by Ichabod here referencing the public diplo thread debacle of Pitboss 7.
Uploaded 13/1/12 after recommendation in this thread (link).
This team is like a muscle car. Powerful on the track, but we don't idle well. - Ceiliazul [Posted within the private forum, so no links until the game concludes] A comment on the teams good position in the game, yet recursive discussion about minor issues when the turns are delayed.
Specifically a comment on the obsessing over a piece of diplo already sent.
Uploaded 24/2/13, posted 22/2/13 here.
I have even tried playing my own Civ3 variants but..... worst of all, I am running out of clothes to iron between turns - KoP 11/1/02 A reference to the day when a RBer proclaimed that Diablo (2) was dead, and Realms Beyond Civilization began to come into vogue (the first official civ subforum appeared in May that year). Link: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid354709
Even if the rationale is refreshingly unclear, it will bring me pure, unadulterated pleasure to chuck someone out of the airlock! - zakalwe A reference to the kill method of Werewolf 23, zakalwe's post-restricted happiness, and the vague reasoning for their desire to kill one another. Uploaded April 29th 2013, link: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid362970
"Rationale is refreshing, it will bring me unadulterated pleasure" - zakalwe [edited 4 Ipad] A comical rendition of the previous quote (uploaded the same day), based off zakalwe's comment on the problems with his own quote fitting the iPad layout here: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid363944
"I do all my micro in my sleep, that's why I suck" - Jowy From the Signs you're a Civ Junkie thread, a retort to Krills comment that previous respondants were amateurs for being unable to do micro in their sleep. Uploaded May 24th 2013.
If any RBDers happen to see this, I just got a "Diablo walks the Earth" and I'm pretty sure my summoner will be toast. - CelticHound, 2/3/2004 3:18 AM - a reference to the plea for help of CelticHound on the 3rd of February 2004 (http://www.network54.com/Forum/60822/mes...lo%2Bclone...) about their [Diablo] summoner being toast. Referenced as a nostalgic comment on how dedicated and hardcore the RB community was at the time, that a 3am distress call received significant response. Uploaded 27th of June 2013.
I get so many gmail ads for Krill Oil and the Scooter Store. Keep trying, Google. - Cyneheard - a reference to Gmails ad setup, which misinterpreted Cyneheard's discussions with scooter and Krill, for hilarious results. First posted on 15th of August 2013, in the Unwanted Gmail Updates thread. Uploaded 15th August 2013.
I shouldn't be teaching you this since I may one day have to destroy you. Damn you RB culture! - Lewwyn, on Realms Beyond's culture of helping one another to improve their play. Posted in WilliamLP (and Plunder)'s PitBoss 11 Spoiler Thread (SPOILERS) on the 3rd of November 2013.
Our goal is to form a powerful guild, have a leadership struggle, and splinter into a bunch of sub-guilds of one member each with out-of-date web pages--all before D3 goes into development.
After that, we'll be real busy working on the Y3k issue."
"Let our guild opponents lose initiative while they choke on their beers giggling at or pink emblems. - Sirian" Posted by Sirian on the 1st of November 2004, in the Guild Wars! thread. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...04#pid2504
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"Okay, I love challenges, but I should have read that other thread before throwing myself into this one." posted by Seijin on October 3rd 2005 in the Nude beach recruitment thread. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...45#pid5345
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"Sometimes being a builder at heart means building more infantry. - Smegged" posted by Smegged on the 19th December 2005 in response to Kylearan saying he had thought Smegged a Builder at heart. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...95#pid6895
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"In my opinion nearly all losses are caused by insufficient stubbornness. - Blake" [first capture on wayback Jan 9th 2007]
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"I just realised that even the quote contains spoilers, so anybody who shouldnt read that forget you saw it! - Jkaen" posted in the QoTM thread on May 2nd 2011. A reference to his accidentally posting a link to spoilers from his PBEM15 thread. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid134208
"I could not figure out how I got here... - sunrise089" in the QoTM thread on April 2nd 2011. A reference to the fake googleclick ad hosted at the site, which, when clicked linked directly to the above thread. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid125383
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Well, it *is* my name. -Pete quote from an interview Pete had performed with ShadowHM here. The quote was put up as a reference to his death on the 17th of October 2011. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=4502
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"T-Hawk, new QOTM?" posted by spacetyrantxenu, in the PBEM29 Green Tech Thread on March 11th 2012. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid224948
"I'm afraid civ has never been about getting the girl... - Novice" posted in the PBEM29 Greens Tech Thread on March 11th 2012. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid224923
"[i]Looks like he's getting a population growth tonight, so hospital time not game time.[/i]" posted in the RBP5 IT and Tech Issues Thread on the 29th of April 2012. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid242976
"She said that she couldn't stop playing Civ5. Suffice to say, I moved on. - Gaspar" posted in the Civilization 5 Announced thread on July 13th 2012. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid270235
New feature: Screenshot tags A reference to the screenshot tags feature with a link on the Screenshot tags going to this thread (started on August the 20th 2012):
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5375
New feature: Video embedding A reference to the ability to embed videos within the forum newly developed by T-Hawk on 23rd September 2012. Link on Video embedding going to post 324 in the Admins Requests and News thread in Off Topic. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid294434
"Hello World!" uploaded October 14th 2012, a reference to the brief hiatus where Realms Beyond was shutdown due to hacking, also a means of trialling the QotM feature on a MyBB forum. Link to temporary Forum discussing the shutdown:
http://realmsbeyond.org/forumstemp/
and the quick topic created by T-Hawk immediately after the shutdown:
http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/EzYVn5aS5nnPx
RBClassic themes now available Uploaded October 22nd 2012
Reference to a new series of themes now available Link to discussion:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5555
RBClassic Black Beauty now available Uploaded October 25th 2012
Reference to new theme available. Link to discussion:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5564
Best wishes for our East Coasters Uploaded October 30th 2012
Reference to the devestation of Hurricane Sandy hitting the East Coast of the United States at the time. Discussed here:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5583
..."geeky game playing girls aren't supposed to be cute" - darrelljs Post by darrelljs in the Foreign Realms thread on the 8th November 2012, commenting on his reaction to seeing a (RL) picture of Pling. Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid308387
NOTICE: Forum time is currently broken. Click here for current forum status A suspension of the QotM notice to warn people about the problems the forum was having. (Uploaded on 11th of November 2012) Link:
http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid308871
Everybody's talking about revolution, evolution, masturbation, flagellation, regulation, integrations, meditations, United Nations, Congratulations. - 1940-80 Uploaded 8th December 2012, referencing the 32nd anniversary of John Lennons assassination.
"Quick, someone say something that sounds profound out of context" - T-Hawk posted 10th december 2012 - a reference to the public disquiet about the previous QotM (starting here) and the need to have sxomething to replace it. The post link leads here.
"India has always been my favorite leader trait. " - Scooter This is a reference to Scooter stating in his PBEM45 thread (http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5550) that India had always been his favorite leader trait. Uploaded on the 12/12/12 Link: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid316755
You might have survived 12/21/12, but do you have your towel? - KoP - a reference to the predicted end of the world with the finish of the Mayan calendar on the 21st of December 2012 (which did not occur). The towel part is a reference to the Douglass Adams book (and series) The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in which at the end of the world (that is, earth) a towels importance is purported. (link)
...the actual GAME is not about that game, but about another game - Ichabod A reference to an awesome post by Ichabod here referencing the public diplo thread debacle of Pitboss 7.
Uploaded 13/1/12 after recommendation in this thread (link).
This team is like a muscle car. Powerful on the track, but we don't idle well. - Ceiliazul [Posted within the private forum, so no links until the game concludes] A comment on the teams good position in the game, yet recursive discussion about minor issues when the turns are delayed.
Specifically a comment on the obsessing over a piece of diplo already sent.
Uploaded 24/2/13, posted 22/2/13 here.
I have even tried playing my own Civ3 variants but..... worst of all, I am running out of clothes to iron between turns - KoP 11/1/02 A reference to the day when a RBer proclaimed that Diablo (2) was dead, and Realms Beyond Civilization began to come into vogue (the first official civ subforum appeared in May that year). Link: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid354709
Even if the rationale is refreshingly unclear, it will bring me pure, unadulterated pleasure to chuck someone out of the airlock! - zakalwe A reference to the kill method of Werewolf 23, zakalwe's post-restricted happiness, and the vague reasoning for their desire to kill one another. Uploaded April 29th 2013, link: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid362970
"Rationale is refreshing, it will bring me unadulterated pleasure" - zakalwe [edited 4 Ipad] A comical rendition of the previous quote (uploaded the same day), based off zakalwe's comment on the problems with his own quote fitting the iPad layout here: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthrea...#pid363944
"I do all my micro in my sleep, that's why I suck" - Jowy From the Signs you're a Civ Junkie thread, a retort to Krills comment that previous respondants were amateurs for being unable to do micro in their sleep. Uploaded May 24th 2013.
If any RBDers happen to see this, I just got a "Diablo walks the Earth" and I'm pretty sure my summoner will be toast. - CelticHound, 2/3/2004 3:18 AM - a reference to the plea for help of CelticHound on the 3rd of February 2004 (http://www.network54.com/Forum/60822/mes...lo%2Bclone...) about their [Diablo] summoner being toast. Referenced as a nostalgic comment on how dedicated and hardcore the RB community was at the time, that a 3am distress call received significant response. Uploaded 27th of June 2013.
I get so many gmail ads for Krill Oil and the Scooter Store. Keep trying, Google. - Cyneheard - a reference to Gmails ad setup, which misinterpreted Cyneheard's discussions with scooter and Krill, for hilarious results. First posted on 15th of August 2013, in the Unwanted Gmail Updates thread. Uploaded 15th August 2013.
I shouldn't be teaching you this since I may one day have to destroy you. Damn you RB culture! - Lewwyn, on Realms Beyond's culture of helping one another to improve their play. Posted in WilliamLP (and Plunder)'s PitBoss 11 Spoiler Thread (SPOILERS) on the 3rd of November 2013.
Original Post:
These are the ones I remember (I'm new so can't remember far back)
If anyone would like to backtrack further I will add to this any links, dates, quotes supplied. Also there was some question about the population growth being private so I will edit out if there are any objections.
If no-one else cares about this I will still update (at least as long as I am active here) as it interests me.
If anyone would like to backtrack further I will add to this any links, dates, quotes supplied. Also there was some question about the population growth being private so I will edit out if there are any objections.
If no-one else cares about this I will still update (at least as long as I am active here) as it interests me.
Thestick's Awesome Quote Repository:
6/2/12 -"Walking is for chumps and suckers." -Sullla
6/7/12 - "I don't have an endgame plan. I don't need an endgame plan." -Rowain
6/12/12 - "He intends to use all those fine ladies as breeding stock for new baby werewolves." -Tasunke
6/20/12 - "We're cramped together like sardines. Sardines with knives, I guess." -Tankra
6/22/12 - "I hope I won't regret this." -Injera
6/26/12 - "Last year, the newly elected mayor was eaten by a 40-foot tall chicken while giving her inaugural speech." -uberfish
7/5/12 - "There is no Roman numeral for one in TEAM.' -zakalwe
7/10/12 - "Everything's bigger and better in Texas.' -Bigger
7/11/12 -I whirl dramatically around and glare intently at the under-construction Ironworks. For a moment, nothing happens. But then, the Ironworks is scared into action and pulls itself together. Walls are finished, machinery clicks into place and the furnaces are lit. The smokestack hastily forms on the roof and begins emitted a noxious but productive smog. "OK OK I'm ready to go!" the Ironworks says. Satisfied, I smile. -Sevenspirits
7/13/12 - "Mattimeo's dead, scooter." -Ichabod
7/15/12 - 'If Slowcheetah gets hung then the curse of the nose lives on." -Lewwyn
7/18/12 - "My honour has been satisfied. You may have your peace now." -Nicolae Carpathia
7/19/12 - "This game apparently turns people into raving paranoid lunatics. Perfect for RB crowd then." -Nystul
7/21/12 - "The monkeys started typing again with renewed enthusiasm." -uberfish
7/22/12 - "Build a spinner with every villager's name on it. Take the person it lands on as my advice to kill
" -slowcheetah
7/25/12 - "Experience has shown that regularity is hard to come by." -NobleHelium
7/26/12 - "Additional chances to fail epically are always welcome." -BRickAstley
7/27/12 - "I guess it's MNG's turn to manipulate me." -Bigger
7/29/12 - "Ok, so I went in at the deep end and went after Rowain. My bad if this gets us both hung." -zakalwe
7/30/12 - "There's a million hilarious out of context quotes from the WW games if you are looking for material." -uberfish
7/31/12 - "Well, if Hollywood movies are to be believed [with regards to] Eastern Europe, you should avoid beautiful women trying to lure you into an organ harvesting facility in a cheap hostel or something." -Ichabod
8/2/12 - "Bigger, for trying to avoid suspicion by pointing to the fact that he runs the game. That's obviously a wolf-would-never-do-that ploy." -Catwalk
8/5/12 - "It's not easy faking a double personality on a forum, you know? I have to be extra careful not to log in with the wrong account and all that." -Ichabod
8/7/12 - "What sales manager would stoop to using google docs, a publically accessible spreadsheet, when he could send around virus-infected excel documents?" -Nicolae Carpathia
8/8/12 - "I now place full blame on the RNG. We would have taken that city if we had just rolled better."
8/11/12 - "Just for that... this means war." -CFCJesterFool
8/14/12 - "In any event, I have no name." -waterbat
8/17/12 - "You can't lynch a corpse." -Bigger
8/20/12 - "Well if you want to marry scooter you have my blessing." -Rowain
8/31/12 - "You're not making any sense, and you're giving me a headache." -BRickAstley
9/3/12 - "Is Aylee like French for Pindicator XIX? Or perhaps Pindicator XX?" -Gaspar
9/5/12 - "I was Maniacally immortal." -waterbat
9/11/12 - "The tracker says you've had the turn for a full 3 minutes. Everything okay?" -pindicator
9/14/12 - "I'll have to read through all this madness later, and hope I have a greater life expectancy than that of a mayfly." -Arromir
9/16/12 - "So Catwalk... do you need to borrow my shovel?" -Tasunke
9/20/12 - "All will become clear in time." -Mardoc
9/21/12 - "Waterbat notes: chicken chicken chicken..." -uberfish
9/25/12 - "I hate today." -pindicator
9/26/12 - "I hate you all. That is all." -waterbat
9/29/12 - "Back from my walk and ... Brick's been kidnapped by aliens?" -Gaspar
10/1/12 - "Beginning to wish you guys had just lynched me Day 2..." -pindicator
10/6/12 - "Hooray, I'm not dead." -Azza
10/8/12 - "Maybe we should start inspecting people's pockets before shooting them." -novice
10/9/12 - "We would love to have your input on things, even as a newbie. And we're going to be the team to win the game, so what better team to learn from than the team that's going to win?" -HitAnyKey
10/11/12 - "So after all these years I FINALLY set an avatar/custom title, and NOW I have to do it all over again? It's going to be at least 5 years before that happens." -scooter
10/14/12 - "Cue Lewwyn rage in 3, 2, 1..." -pindicator
10/14/12 - "I hope I won't regret this..." -thestick
10/17/12 - "I've never been able to figure out if I should take that as a compliment, insult, or some combination of the two." -scooter
10/21/12 - "Sorry about flooding your thread with discussion about cheese, Novice." -Ichabod
10/22/12 - "Catwalk's known for constant rule suggestions that would make the most arcane kludge code writer cringe." -Sian
10/24/12 - "I hate you all with a deep burning passion. Especially you, wayerbat." -waterbat
10/27/12 - "Thank god it's over." -pindicator
10/29/12 - "That said, that part of me is just a temperamental moody bitch and so I try to keep her gagged and bound up in my brain-attic." -Viqsi
10/31/12 - "Looks like I can post despite being banned? What's the point in banning if it doesn't stop posting?" -Qgqqqqq
11/4/12 - "I don't think I've started following any threads since the server move save the CFC Demogame, but my paranoid lunatic ravings there don't count." -Nicolae Carpathia
11/7/12 - "I have to say that my envisioning of T-hawk was quite a bit different from that picture." -NobleHelium
11/8/12 - "Is there a gift shop near the Stonehenge? You should go there and ask for a free monument." -Ichabod
11/11/12 - "If it fulfills two out of [I enjoy doing it, other people appreciate it, generates income], that's enough to make it worth doing." -SevenSpirits
11/13/12 - "Your summary here is inaccurate: time travel was involved." -zakalwe
11/14/12 - "That was a terrible game that's mostly not worth reading about, and the thread is really short... but the little bit that's there is really funny." -scooter
11/16/12 - "I was Lazarus the Unholy Undead Tasunke, I was Tasunke, I was Tasunke "the Fear" McGee in honor of Druzee. I was all of these names." -Tasunke
11/19/12 - "It is pretty clear that our server is either being sucked into a deep gravity well or traveling at relativistic speeds." -antisocialmunky
11/20/12 - """4 dead, all loyal. Not feeling great about our chances right now, especially with another couple of night kills likely coming up. Hopefully there's some scum crossfire in there." -Azza" "Any future predictions from Nostradamus?" -pindicator"
11/23/12 - "Is he made of magic?" -Old Harry
11/25/12 - "I'm alive? ... Ah, only temporarily." -Mardoc
11/26/12 - "Let's not discuss the color of the chickens before they hatch." -Sian
11/28/12 - "Funny that Maniac wasn't sure about what would happen since he coded it." -Xenoborg
11/29/12 - "Short attention span has nothing to do with stupidity." -Catwalk
12/1/12 - "The town gives the scum all the advantages they need to win." -pindicator
12/4/12 - "This shall be where [my] civilization is born and raised. Did I say raised? I meant razed." -Kuro
12/6/12 - "Where is Loki when you need him?" -Bigger
12/8/12 - "The updates have been really boring. So I'm going to start inventing interesting stuff like dragons, Hydras and aliens building pyramids. In fact I'm pretty sure Azza is a vampire." -Old Harry
12/9/12 - "I realized that I hadn't yet been at war with Ichabod, so I declared on him." -regorrarr
12/11/12 - "RB Werewolf should be used to teach young children how to count. If you can count this, you can count anything." -slowcheetah
12/13/12 - "START LISTENING TO ME, dammit!" -Serdoa
12/15/12 - "I'm sure T-Hawk has talked about that kind of thing. Of course T-Hawk is basically a wizard..." -Selrahc
12/16/12 - "As irrelevant as this post is it still counts toward your inevitable Post Count Victory!" -sparetyrantxenu
12/17/23 - "Christmas isn't even really a holiday in the US anymore, it's more like a month." -Scooter
12/19/12 - "I'm pretty sure Leif11 is scum." -novice
12/20/12 - "It sucks when townnies won't listen to common sense." -zakalwe
12/26/12 - "Mackoti: do what I do in 41. pretend to have secret plan and tell lurkers to guess. then pick best plan." -scooter
12/28/12 - "The world is saved once more... likely thanks to a bunch of middle schoolers or high schoolers in Japan." -Tasunke
12/29/12 - "There's not much actual gaming to do right now since I've run this start through that tool of mine to plan out the first 30 turns." -scooter
12/31/12 - "I should probably start posting less." -Bigger
1/1/13 - "I have no idea how you would quantify how good a view is." -pindicator
1/3/13 - "The dice can't hate you forever." -Mardoc
1/7/13 - "Anyone else keep replacing "snitches" with "Sneeches"?" -Commodore
1/9/13 - "PYFT = 'plant your family tree'?" -Molach
1/11/13 - "If all else fails just replace all the players with robots." -NobleHelium
1/13/13 - "Countdown to Lewwyplosion initiated." -Rowain
1/15/13 - "I keep hitting Log Out by accident while aiming for View New Posts. Why would you ever want to log out, anyway?" -zakalwe
1/18/13 - "If anyone else wants to play, speak now or forever hold your pieces." -Twinkletoes89
1/19/13 - "Spoiler threads are a fun repository of all the terrible decisions I made in the past." -Nicolae Carpathia
1/20/13 - "mostly_harmless, you're going to have to change your name to "predominantly_harmless"." -SevenSpirits
1/21/13 - "I should have killed all of you bastards and got new guards." -Ryan
1/23/13 - "I've returned from the dead." -Yell0w
1/25/13 - "Looks like it's full moon today." -flug__auto
1/28/13 - "One thread dragged into the gutter, four to go!" -pindicator
2/3/13 - "Everybody now: PATH... WALL... RIVER." -zakalwe
2/4/13 - "Dibs on Gaspar's body! -Ichabod
2/6/13 - "SCREW DIPLO. MOAR STABBY." -spellman
2/9/13 - "That is all immaterial really, given the new circumstances that have come to light vis a vis the deep and enduring bond of brotherhood between Guybrush and that DAMN SKULL!" -Gazglum
2/11/13 - "Now my dishwasing prowess will be immortalized for eternity." -Merovech
2/13/13 - "Time to go boldly marching forward into the teeth of failure!" -Whosit
2/18/13 - "I would like to refer to [the island] by a name other than "The Island" which will just make me feel like we're on LOST or something." -scooter
2/20/13 - "Obviously Bigger must have been taking some weird form of hallucinogens. That's the only way that sentence could be written." -Sian
2/21/13 - "No more popcorn for me this turn." -TheHumanHydra
2/23/13 - "I am a killjoy. I'm not sure why that's even a question." -NobleHelium
2/25/13 - "There is no way to verify that you aren't secretly a member of a different team trying to cheat." -Merovech
2/27/13 - "The RNG giveth and the RNG screweth you in the posterior." -AutomatedTeller
2/28/13 - "Evil Lairs? The Lurker Thread." -Thoth
3/1/13 - "Hey look big companies lie about stuff so that they can maximize profit without upsetting consumers, who knew?" -BRickAstley
3/3/13 - "Don't worry about the lurkers - we'll draw them out of their shells. Or lynch them." -zakalwe
3/4/13 - "Commodore is currently at war with himself about the lack of early war." -Ceiliazul
3/6/13 - "We obviously need to start a kickstarter for developing our own more-perfecter version of Civ, we'll have a cool million to play around with in a few hours or so." -BRickAstley
3/7/13 - "I'm surprised there isn't a way to emulate the pause key on a Mac. Shouldn't there be an app for that?" -spacetyrantxenu
3/10/13 - "Dazed, what are you doing in this game, by the way? You have a twin you've not mentioned?" -Commodore
3/12/13 - "If I say something that rhymes, it's completely unintentional. I've said it many times - no need to get emotional." -zakalwe
3/14/13 - "I just can't resist the opportunity to pass short-sighted judgment." -scooter
3/18/13 - "When I first saw that [Speaker] had posted here, I thought it was in reply to my invitation and I almost had a heart attack." -Merovech
3/21/13 - "I pop in just four rathouses." -AutomatedTeller
3/23/13 - "Even when I'm winning, I'm losing." -spacetyrantxenu
3/25/13 - "I like to think that we have loyal citizens back home waiting for the day where we return and liberate our lands from those vile Khmer oppressors." -pindicator
3/26/13 - "The people of Realms Beyond are here for you - always." -Cyneheard
3/28/13 - "I'm sure you can find some gullible AI to trade you wine, wheat and sugar for drama." -novice
4/3/13 - "Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to." -Krill
4/4/13 - "Beggars are constitutionally barred from being choosers." -Commodore
4/5/13 - "Obviously Agriculture and The Wheel paired with the best UU in the game is too good to pass up. Wait, this isn't Civ 4?" -pindicator
4/7/13 - "The town [is] so loaded with silver bullets and holy water that we clink and slosh as we walk." -Gazglum
4/8/13 - "We should either take the plunge, or lynch someone who refuses to do so." -zakalwe
4/10/13 - "Hey, why can't...I...feel.......my...............handssssssss......ahhhhhhhhhhh...c a n ' t tyyyyype....................!" -spacetyrantxenu
4/14/13 - "Azza. I am sorry for murdering you." -Gazglum
4/16/13 - "I promise if I get a girlfriend I'll still report. She'll just have to accept my world-conquering ambitions. It's, uh, career-preparation..." -TheHumanHydra
4/17/13 - "Time to work on fixing the foundation before expanding the 2nd story." -Yazilliclick
4/18/13 - "Everyone wants to bully us this game. You'd think they'd leave us alone given that we are the ONLY team in this game to completely conquest a neighboring nation." -scooter
4/19/13 - "Damn, it looks like RB is one huge family meeting. What next? Sullla and Krill are identical twins adopted by T-Hawk?" -Fintourist
4/20/13 - "You can't tell a boat from a phalanx of axemen and you even struggle to tell east from west!" -zakalwe
4/21/13 - "Oddly, the only thought that flashed through Old Harry's head was 'not again!'" -Commodore
4/23/13 - "AI Montezuma starts next to Commodore and thinks "Oh Crap." Commodore goes to a dinner party, immediately cuts off access to the silverware, and leaves with a great general. Commodore studies art and culture - for the defensive bonus." -WilliamLP
4/25/13 - "Even if the rationale is refreshingly unclear, it will bring me pure, unadulterated pleasure to chuck someone out of the airlock!" -zakalwe
5/1/13 - "Only masochists enjoy 48 hours of the pigheaded angst portion of the game." -Gaspar
5/2/13 - "Seeing as I've already set up myself up on a huge, great big plinth for this lynch, a little gloating will hardly make any fall from grace any worse for me." -pocketbeetle
5/5/13 - "I wish I were dead." -Lewwyn
5/8/13 - "Maybe you could spend little less time with friends and play more civ. That social-life-thing is so from 2000s." -Fintourist
5/9/13 - "If you're a suboptimal player and you know it hit your head." -BRickAstley
5/10/13 - "I leave you guys for 10 hours and you're already eliminating the opposition before the game is underway." -Boldly Going Nowhere
5/15/13 - "We [Americans] prefer you remember us for the Apollo program. If not, we'll make you remember us for the Manhattan project." -darrelljs
5/20/13 - "I don't know what's worse: that I'm dreaming about [Pitboss 11] or that even in the grip of sleep I remember my opponents' starting techs." -Sisu
5/21/13 - "Stick, didn't they teach you in Curse 101: don't make them contagious!" -Ceiliazul
5/23/13 - "Unless you can somehow park Monster trucks on canoes what's a parking attendant doing on the council of thirteen." -slowcheetah
5/25/13 - "I noticed that Shoot the Moon was going for the mids, so I quicklyslowbuiltit out from under him." -SevenSpirits
5/26/13 - "Just when I thought my knowledge of the Old Testament was coming in handy for Civ..." -Sisu
5/27/13 - "Krill and I are a lot alike, except the part where he's good at Civ and I support a football team compromised of human beings rather than orcs." -Gaspar
5/30/13 - "Blaming the mapmaker is herd mentality." -pindicator
5/31/13 - "Looks like we only got two village kills. Does that make us the least successful wolves in RB history?" -slowcheetah
6/2/13 - "[Krill], you have the only uranium, so better rush nukes." -BRickAstley
6/6/13 - "I saw the [redacted] moving north, but just didn't think about [redacted]." -TheHumanHydra
6/7/13 - "We'll find out soon, we'll be in a 3 way... I'm still nervous..." -Bigger
6/9/13 - "It's a Boatsterfuck. A clusterfleet. Or as I put it... SHIP GOT REAL." -pindicator
Lurkers want to see the blood, feel it run through their fingers... -TheHumanHydra
6/25/13 - "May the odds be ever in your favor." -Cornflakes
6/26/13 - "A meteor is probably headed for my computer as we speak." -sunrise089
6/27/13 - "Pindicator, I really don't see how you can give credit to Brick for making the most of his fake post restriction. That's like praising a counterfeiter for his good penmanship." -zakalwe
6/29/13 - "People are rarely rational actors." -oledavy
6/30/13 - "You have learnt well, continenthopper." -flugauto
7/9/13 - "COME ON TEAM WOLF! (whoever you may be)" -Gazglum
7/10/13 - "In honor of Lewwyn's SK game, 4th city will be "LegendOfVampire."" -Ichabod
7/11/13 - "My condolences to thestick, who was unable to raze any of my cities this game." -AutomatedTeller
7/12/13 - "I offer entertainment and heartbreak in equal portion!" -Commodore
7/14/13 - "Efficiency above all. Death to excess utilisation of words. I hope to pick Spartan to honor the verbal austerity." -plako
7/15/13 - "Don't be so serious all the time, it's bad for your spleen." -spacetyrantxenu
7/16/13 - "dtay lacks the synergy of Locke/Cervantes that has been displayed in fake accounts before, it just seems too styleless for it to be a Sullla alt." -BRickAstley
7/17/13 - "Toroidal maintenance costs make me feel inadequate about the size of my manhood." -Thoth
7/18/13 - "Okay guys I've figured it out. retep is mackoti." -NobleHelium
7/20/13 - "If you are looking for ways out of your gender, I may know of a procedure that can help you become the man you always wanted to be." -Doctor Saul (pindicator)
7/21/13 - "Well if you're looking for volunteers to die on Philippines I think you might start searching, 'cause I ain't up for that kind of job." -Kurumi
7/23/13 - "SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK." -dtay
7/25/13 - "Everyone will hate Brick. This is a fact." -retep
7/28/13 - "Every time someone tries to game the system and fucks up I laugh maniacally." -Krill
7/29/13 - "Never question what is given to you. What needs to adapt is the man itself, not the gifts he receives." -Ichabod
7/31/13 - "I think it's more interesting that both Democracy and Communism are dead end techs. "Sorry guys, you know the grand philosophical argument of the 20th century? It's all a big dead end."" -NobleHelium
8/1/13 - "They have a right to gleefully hang themselves however they wish." -Commodore
8/2/13 - "I never promised I was paying attention, what do you want from me?" -Bigger
8/3/13 - "Do you feel the ashes, the flesh, the bones and cries of the weak? I sure do feel them..." -Kurumi
8/4/13 - "It's hard to die when you're convinced it will happen and don't fight it isn't it?" -The Narrator (BRickAstley)
8/7/13 - "It's the rule of 2: two defenders are infinitely better than one defender." -NobleHelium
8/8/13 - "I prefer to lead the events and not to be lead myself by the events." -2metraninja
8/10/13 - "I think we will win. I mean, we're in a bad position, so losing would be too obvious." -Kurumi
8/12/13 - "When in doubt MAKE THINGS UP." -scooter
8/13/13 - "RB "greens" > the CFC rabble." -Commodore
8/16/13 - "The Flying Spaghetti Monster touches this game as well!" -WilliamLP
8/17/13 - "You figured out how to double move in PBEM?" -Oxyphenbutazone
8/18/13 - "When you feel like you are going to die, don't die. And you will survive." -suttree
8/19/13 - "Let loose the dogs of war. Have no mercy //On those whom Fate destroys under her wheel." -GreyWolf
8/2013 - "Everything about my sim was wrong, but in a good way!" -Merovech -"Your opponents sure have a lot of tentacles and/or snakes. I worry about the potential implications if you were to pick Japan..." -Azza
8/21/13 - "All my friends think I'm the nuttiest person on earth when I tell them what I do in my free time. "Lol, you let emails decide what you do with your evenings?!" "You play in these games for a year?!" "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend ..."" -TheHumanHydra
8/22/13 - "Basically Merovech, we're looking to give you map instructions that are just specific enough to get what we want but just general enough that we still reserve the license to complain about the job you've done." -scooter
8/23/13 - "Has there ever been a firewall war in a pitboss?" -Old Harry "I've started viewing being a mapmaker like being a police officer. You're damned if you do and damned if you don't." -BRickAstley
8/24/13 - "I approve of (other) lurkers being pushed out windows." -uberfish
8/25/13 - "I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so this bunch could role-play their way through a game of Civ 4!" -Shrimp (Krill)
8/26/13 - "My frontline defenders are armed with shovels." -novice
8/27/13 - "Well, we're good at this whole 'welcoming the new people' thing, aren't we..." -Mattimeo
8/28/13 - "Commodore LOVES laying traps. I should know; I've fallen for several of them." -Cyneheard
8/29/13 - "I like to think of deleted units as retiring to the nearby countryside." -Qgqqqqq
8/30/13 - "Zak, please switch. Trust your Glumbuddy." -Gazglum
8/31/13 - "Oops I forget XXXXXXX's identity was a spoiler... Sorry." -MJW
9/2/13 - "I finally got overpowered by the tourism of the American Empire." -Ichabod
9/3/13 - "The Devil's work is typically fun, so C&D can't be that." -darrelljs
9/4/13 - "Bet 10 bucks [Mardoc] gets assassinated." -shannon411
9/5/13 - "Are you sure that telling your wife you have her name in a game where cities are named after ex-girlfriends is wise?" -Rowain
9/6/13 - "Having a stray click drop you into rebellion because of a preconception from single player is hardly fun." -Nicolae Carpathia
9/9/13 - "This is a spoiler. Figured I'd join with the cool kids here." -BRickAstley
9/10/13 - "More bacon is a more evolved state of being." -spacetyrantxenu
9/13/13 - "I am not sure how the number of posts relates to the trustworthiness of a person." -Gustaran
9/14/13 - "The only problem is this: Suttree is a really nice person and like everyone knows the good guys never win." -retep
9/16/13 - "You have more important things to do than to keep a stranger in your house." -Kurumi
9/18/13 - "I've been finding myself lying awake wondering which order to send in units in this and other games." -Old Harry
9/19/13 - "While our pace isn't technically glacial, it has been hovering around the "HAL 9000 dying" mark on the uber chill scale. It would be nice if we could accelerate towards the "Amish drag race" end of the spectrum." -zakalwe
9/20/13 - "[Commodore] are Scooter are star-crossed civvers, not really by any fault of either of [theirs]." -Ceiliazul
9/21/13 - "Did you become the Antichrist or anything fun like that?" -Brian Shanahan
9/23/13 - "I have 3 billions of dollars and if you believe it I have a bridge or 2 to sell." -Rowain
9/24/13 - "If Biggers are confused by the tapatalk sig, don't help them!" -Ceiliazul "If Azza didn't have bad luck, he'd have no luck at all." -Boldly Going Nowhere
9/25/13 - "I'm pretty sure the main purpose of lurker threads is to insult players where they can't see." -NobleHelium
9/26/13 - "My first thought is really that [Jowy] might find this game more fun if all the other players were AI, because he really isn't especially interested in anything that doesn't come from his own mouth." -Gaspar
9/27/13 - "Kind rulers don't try to kill their wives in order to get a male heir." -pindicator
9/28/13 - What's next? An artificial neural network that analyzes text style of posts and gives probability of each player being scum?" -Gustaran
9/29/13 - "capitals are to be avoided at all cost, and periods to be used minimally outside ellipses" -Mattimeo
9/30/13 - "I suspect the proper Canadian answer is in units of beer." -Commodore
10/1/13 - "Oohhh, chatter in [PLAYER X]'s thread. Must be gearing up for WAAARRRR!!!!!" -Boldly Going Nowhere
10/2/13 - "G everyone. I spare the second G till I know who are the wolves." -Serdoa
10/4/13 - "If this group of Oceania citizens was asked to save all of humanity by determining the number of fingers I'm holding up, they would fail without question." -NobleHelium
10/5/13 - "I think I just eliminated Judaism from the world. As Germany. Eeeek. I swear it wasn't on purpose." -dtay
10/6/13 - "I'm glad I didn't micro properly." -Jowy
10/7/13 - "[I] wake up at 4:00 AM in the morning and think "hmm, do I really need another spear in that city? Maybe I should change it to a worker", and then log into the game and do it, and go back to sleep." -WilliamLP
10/9/13 - "Studies show that random e-mails to other teams improves mood and makes hair shiny." -suttree
10/10/13 - "[Krill] sounds different than I imagined. Not so much the accent or anything, because I knew that [Krill] lived in England, but I just didn't hear any swearing in that video." -MindyMcCready
10/11/13 - "People: can't agree with them, can't play WW without them." -BRickAstley
10/13/13 - "I'm eastwestxic; a common problem around here. -Commodore
10/16/13 - "Kill: Tasunke, Kiss: Tasunke and Defenestrate from the International Space Station: Tasunke will all be treated as a kill order." -uberfish
10/17/13 - "The setup favors town if people do not act like people. That is every single set up every time." -Goreripper
10/19/13 - "People with too many cats seem to go a little crazy..." -Gustaran
10/21/13 - "We Brazilians are born good at soccer, no need to invest time in it. Just like Norwegians are born good at Civ, by the way." -Ichabod
10/22/13 - "What I'm looking for is a game that's as close to RL as possible."-TheHumanHydra "Krill's solution: Go conquer a country and play!" -Commodore
10/23/13 - "I'm not fighting with my wife a second night in a row over going to bed at midnight to play the turn. War weariness is already high with her." -Boldly Going Nowhere
10/26/13 - "If I get teamed with you, Bob, I am naming all the cities after the finest erotic MLP fiction." -Nicolae Carpathia
10/27/13 - "The most questionable decision I will make in this game is playing in it at all." -SevenSpirits
10/28/13 - "Looking at all the whining already now, I would have to create an ocean for all your tears." -Serdoa
11/2/13 - "It's a crying shame that the two people I protected N0 and N1 want to lynch me. This is the thanks I get!?" -Lewwyn
11/5/13 - "It seems like Goreripper's game plan was to have me and Novice mislynch everybody." -zakalwe
11/6/13 - "Rowain was lynched. He was a kind old man who fed starving puppies. DO YOU FEEL HAPPY NOW?!?" -Qgqqqqq
11/8/13 - "I want someone to develop an AI which plays juuust well enough to challenge me throughout the game, before inevitably succumbing in a climactic finish, and then my PC starts to spit 100 dollar bills out of the DVD drive." -Bobchillingworth
11/12/13 - "These games are better when you don't think too much what others are doing and just concentrate your "don't be a jerk" efforts on yourself." -plako
11/14/13 - "Channel your inner Stalin, Ichabod." -Krill "At least the turns will roll on time." -WilliamLP
11/15/13 - "WARNING: Side effects of Pitboss 16 ™ include nausea, sneezing, headaches, blood in the stool or urine, uncontrollable fits of spontaneous breakdancing, swelling of the tongue or throat, irregular heartbeat, muscle aches, dryness of the eyes and lips, psychic powers and crapping out your own colon." -Kuro
11/16/13 - "played with [bantams] a month ago and him and some other guy acused me i am cheating cause i got taj somewere near 800 ad." -mackoti
11/17/13 - "All I can conclude is that playing in a full diplo game just warps minds or something." -WilliamLP
11/19/13 - "Rifles, attack, kill. Will try." -Molach
11/22/13 - "Something just came up. I may not be able to post again until 0501 GMT tomorrow." -zakalwe
11/24/13 - "For some reason I thought this was the enter key: http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootd...15xb-d.jpg" -Hashoosh
11/25/13 - "Going broke is pretty harmless." -T-Hawk
11/29/13 - "Apparently it's dangerous to speak either of the Devil or PB14 around these parts." -WilliamLP
12/2/13 - "I'll take the Ceiliazul Challenge: I'll stay unspoiled and see if I can salvage the abandoned civ from whatever daft madness abounded pre-Catwalk-flake." -Commodore
12/6/13 - "I realize I'm never going to escape my reputation, so I might as well embrace it." -Whosit
12/8/13 - "I’ve just been reading Sun Tzu, so we’ll see how he fares against Microsoft Excel." -MYKI
12/11/13 - "Cute kitties should unite for world domination. What's confusing about that?" -yuris125
12/13/13 - "Don't think I'm not paying attention, I'm keeping...an....eye.....*yawn*..on........zzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzz...cornbread....banana pudding.........mmmmmmmm...zzzzzz :yawn:" -spacetyrantxenu
12/14/13 - "Lurker-sight is 20:20." -Ceiliazul
12/17/13 - "The whole point of the game is avoid getting into situations where odds matter." -Bacchus
12/20/13 - "One day I'm not posting enough, the next too much? WHAT CAN I DO TO SATISFY YOU?" -Qgqqqqq
12/26/13 - "As the guy who picked up the pieces in 42, I'm asking if you're still going to want to play when your sandbox goes Godzilla." -Ceiliazul
12/31/13 - "I have no idea what you guys are talking about, since we oddly skipped from 46 to 48 in PBEM numbering." -Gaspar
1/1/14 - "Sometimes you explore the dungeon, and sometimes the dungeon explores you..." -Bobchillingworth
1/2/14 - "WW > Civ. I actually win sometimes." -Jowy
1/4/14 - "I originally hated smileys, but RB corrupted me. Now I need to cut back ..." -TheHumanHydra
1/7/14 - "If there's a tiered list of assholes somewhere around here I'd be curious to know if I ranked better than tier 6 this time." -spacetyrantxenu
1/11/14 - "You know what's better than lurking the 20 man insanity? *Playing* the 20 man insanity." -Mattimeo
1/13/14 - "Fifteen paragraphs on a single wonder is a bit wordy even by RB standards." -T-Hawk
1/18/14 - "It is reassuring to know our leader is no more treasonous than the rest of us." -Azarius
1/20/14 - "I am the me who is resisting getting into a fight on the internet today, and as a result everyone is happier." -Qgqqqqq
1/22/14 - "I feel like a watched some security camera footage of some frat party where a drunken brawl happened and a few minutes later everyone was crying and hugging it out..." -sunrise089
1/25/14 - "Five years may be Neolithic by computer standards, but if so then my other computers are Pre-Cambrian." -RefSteel
1/26/14 - "Being GM is like being a mapmaker on steroids. You do it because you want the opportunity to flex your creative muscle and then everyone ignores your creativity and spends the entire game criticizing all of your real and perceived mistakes." -Gaspar
1/30/14 - "Here's an idea. How about we just charge the top 1% of people with most posts." -KingOfPain
2/1/14 - "As a kid I used to sit crosslegged on my sofa and beat a drum so all my imaginary Greek rowers would pull in time. Good times." -Gazglum
2/4/14 - "If we start to ban people [from Werewolf] on competence then we would be out of players rather soon." -Rowain
2/6/14 - "Lurker thread being spammed makes me nervous, but they are probably talking about offtopic stuff like lurker threads always do." -Jowy
2/8/14 - "I've been even less active than normal today because after my Hearthstone-related injury I had to go to an urgent care center today and am now in a walking boot." -sunrise089
2/14/14 - "If you name your civ Verizon, I *will* declare war." -Mardoc
2/16/13 - "So Krill is God and DMOC is Jesus Christ? I don't know how evil Krill's empire is, but it probably isn't unstoppable." -novice
2/19/14 - "The mind-bendingly stupid political discussion about Anarchy vs. Democracy makes me want to punch all of Reddit and Tumblr in their collective gawping idiot faces. Although I've wanted to do that for a long time anyway." -Bobchillingworth
2/22/14 - ""None shall pass...." Not quite as scary when coming from a guy with a shield who forgot to bring his sword to a swordfight..." -Molach
2/25/14 - "Commodore has proven that the North is cold! -spacetyrantxenu
2/27/14 - "This place has people who argue about the pricing difference between -66% and -75% Steam discounts on $10 games. I don't think we're exactly highly valuable commercial traffic." -T-Hawk
2/28/14 - "I play games to get a break of the tough moral choices of life, not to indulge myself in them." -Ichabod
3/2/14 - "'Yeah, Noble is right.'-T-Hawk 'I've learned to just assume that.'" -Cyneheard
3/3/14 - "I think our thread spamming tactics will be a strong early expansion followed by growing tall via more interesting but not so frequent reports." -Fintourist
3/5/14 - "There is a game of strip Werewolf going on [in the lurker thread]. Complete with pictures. It isn't pretty." -Thoth
3/12/14 - "Doughnuts are nice for eating but I wouldn't want to live on one." -WilliamLP
3/16/14 - "This shall be remembered as the First Day of the Apocalypse." -Dhalphir
3/23/14 - "Good game Computer Bantams. You always played your turn very fast and never held us up once so thank you for that." -Goreripper
3/24/14 - "We don't play civ with post-cold war geopolitics of not attacking weaker countries to maintain the status quo. It's more of the early-20th-century-Europe-dog-eat-dog variety." -Oxyphenbutazone
3/31/14 - "Usualy i kill them, sooner or latter when is easiear , cheaper or more fun to do so." -mackoti
4/11/14 - "Worry not RB! Next game I will handle diplomacy and we'll be the one doing the dogpiling." -Jowy
4/14/14 - "Maybe a hacker has already taken over forum accounts and is posing as BRickAstley." -Gustaran
6/7/12 - "I don't have an endgame plan. I don't need an endgame plan." -Rowain
6/12/12 - "He intends to use all those fine ladies as breeding stock for new baby werewolves." -Tasunke
6/20/12 - "We're cramped together like sardines. Sardines with knives, I guess." -Tankra
6/22/12 - "I hope I won't regret this." -Injera
6/26/12 - "Last year, the newly elected mayor was eaten by a 40-foot tall chicken while giving her inaugural speech." -uberfish
7/5/12 - "There is no Roman numeral for one in TEAM.' -zakalwe
7/10/12 - "Everything's bigger and better in Texas.' -Bigger
7/11/12 -I whirl dramatically around and glare intently at the under-construction Ironworks. For a moment, nothing happens. But then, the Ironworks is scared into action and pulls itself together. Walls are finished, machinery clicks into place and the furnaces are lit. The smokestack hastily forms on the roof and begins emitted a noxious but productive smog. "OK OK I'm ready to go!" the Ironworks says. Satisfied, I smile. -Sevenspirits
7/13/12 - "Mattimeo's dead, scooter." -Ichabod
7/15/12 - 'If Slowcheetah gets hung then the curse of the nose lives on." -Lewwyn
7/18/12 - "My honour has been satisfied. You may have your peace now." -Nicolae Carpathia
7/19/12 - "This game apparently turns people into raving paranoid lunatics. Perfect for RB crowd then." -Nystul
7/21/12 - "The monkeys started typing again with renewed enthusiasm." -uberfish
7/22/12 - "Build a spinner with every villager's name on it. Take the person it lands on as my advice to kill
" -slowcheetah7/25/12 - "Experience has shown that regularity is hard to come by." -NobleHelium
7/26/12 - "Additional chances to fail epically are always welcome." -BRickAstley
7/27/12 - "I guess it's MNG's turn to manipulate me." -Bigger
7/29/12 - "Ok, so I went in at the deep end and went after Rowain. My bad if this gets us both hung." -zakalwe
7/30/12 - "There's a million hilarious out of context quotes from the WW games if you are looking for material." -uberfish
7/31/12 - "Well, if Hollywood movies are to be believed [with regards to] Eastern Europe, you should avoid beautiful women trying to lure you into an organ harvesting facility in a cheap hostel or something." -Ichabod
8/2/12 - "Bigger, for trying to avoid suspicion by pointing to the fact that he runs the game. That's obviously a wolf-would-never-do-that ploy." -Catwalk
8/5/12 - "It's not easy faking a double personality on a forum, you know? I have to be extra careful not to log in with the wrong account and all that." -Ichabod
8/7/12 - "What sales manager would stoop to using google docs, a publically accessible spreadsheet, when he could send around virus-infected excel documents?" -Nicolae Carpathia
8/8/12 - "I now place full blame on the RNG. We would have taken that city if we had just rolled better."
8/11/12 - "Just for that... this means war." -CFCJesterFool
8/14/12 - "In any event, I have no name." -waterbat
8/17/12 - "You can't lynch a corpse." -Bigger
8/20/12 - "Well if you want to marry scooter you have my blessing." -Rowain
8/31/12 - "You're not making any sense, and you're giving me a headache." -BRickAstley
9/3/12 - "Is Aylee like French for Pindicator XIX? Or perhaps Pindicator XX?" -Gaspar
9/5/12 - "I was Maniacally immortal." -waterbat
9/11/12 - "The tracker says you've had the turn for a full 3 minutes. Everything okay?" -pindicator
9/14/12 - "I'll have to read through all this madness later, and hope I have a greater life expectancy than that of a mayfly." -Arromir
9/16/12 - "So Catwalk... do you need to borrow my shovel?" -Tasunke
9/20/12 - "All will become clear in time." -Mardoc
9/21/12 - "Waterbat notes: chicken chicken chicken..." -uberfish
9/25/12 - "I hate today." -pindicator
9/26/12 - "I hate you all. That is all." -waterbat
9/29/12 - "Back from my walk and ... Brick's been kidnapped by aliens?" -Gaspar
10/1/12 - "Beginning to wish you guys had just lynched me Day 2..." -pindicator
10/6/12 - "Hooray, I'm not dead." -Azza
10/8/12 - "Maybe we should start inspecting people's pockets before shooting them." -novice
10/9/12 - "We would love to have your input on things, even as a newbie. And we're going to be the team to win the game, so what better team to learn from than the team that's going to win?" -HitAnyKey
10/11/12 - "So after all these years I FINALLY set an avatar/custom title, and NOW I have to do it all over again? It's going to be at least 5 years before that happens." -scooter
10/14/12 - "Cue Lewwyn rage in 3, 2, 1..." -pindicator
10/14/12 - "I hope I won't regret this..." -thestick
10/17/12 - "I've never been able to figure out if I should take that as a compliment, insult, or some combination of the two." -scooter
10/21/12 - "Sorry about flooding your thread with discussion about cheese, Novice." -Ichabod
10/22/12 - "Catwalk's known for constant rule suggestions that would make the most arcane kludge code writer cringe." -Sian
10/24/12 - "I hate you all with a deep burning passion. Especially you, wayerbat." -waterbat
10/27/12 - "Thank god it's over." -pindicator
10/29/12 - "That said, that part of me is just a temperamental moody bitch and so I try to keep her gagged and bound up in my brain-attic." -Viqsi
10/31/12 - "Looks like I can post despite being banned? What's the point in banning if it doesn't stop posting?" -Qgqqqqq
11/4/12 - "I don't think I've started following any threads since the server move save the CFC Demogame, but my paranoid lunatic ravings there don't count." -Nicolae Carpathia
11/7/12 - "I have to say that my envisioning of T-hawk was quite a bit different from that picture." -NobleHelium
11/8/12 - "Is there a gift shop near the Stonehenge? You should go there and ask for a free monument." -Ichabod
11/11/12 - "If it fulfills two out of [I enjoy doing it, other people appreciate it, generates income], that's enough to make it worth doing." -SevenSpirits
11/13/12 - "Your summary here is inaccurate: time travel was involved." -zakalwe
11/14/12 - "That was a terrible game that's mostly not worth reading about, and the thread is really short... but the little bit that's there is really funny." -scooter
11/16/12 - "I was Lazarus the Unholy Undead Tasunke, I was Tasunke, I was Tasunke "the Fear" McGee in honor of Druzee. I was all of these names." -Tasunke
11/19/12 - "It is pretty clear that our server is either being sucked into a deep gravity well or traveling at relativistic speeds." -antisocialmunky
11/20/12 - """4 dead, all loyal. Not feeling great about our chances right now, especially with another couple of night kills likely coming up. Hopefully there's some scum crossfire in there." -Azza" "Any future predictions from Nostradamus?" -pindicator"
11/23/12 - "Is he made of magic?" -Old Harry
11/25/12 - "I'm alive? ... Ah, only temporarily." -Mardoc
11/26/12 - "Let's not discuss the color of the chickens before they hatch." -Sian
11/28/12 - "Funny that Maniac wasn't sure about what would happen since he coded it." -Xenoborg
11/29/12 - "Short attention span has nothing to do with stupidity." -Catwalk
12/1/12 - "The town gives the scum all the advantages they need to win." -pindicator
12/4/12 - "This shall be where [my] civilization is born and raised. Did I say raised? I meant razed." -Kuro
12/6/12 - "Where is Loki when you need him?" -Bigger
12/8/12 - "The updates have been really boring. So I'm going to start inventing interesting stuff like dragons, Hydras and aliens building pyramids. In fact I'm pretty sure Azza is a vampire." -Old Harry
12/9/12 - "I realized that I hadn't yet been at war with Ichabod, so I declared on him." -regorrarr
12/11/12 - "RB Werewolf should be used to teach young children how to count. If you can count this, you can count anything." -slowcheetah
12/13/12 - "START LISTENING TO ME, dammit!" -Serdoa
12/15/12 - "I'm sure T-Hawk has talked about that kind of thing. Of course T-Hawk is basically a wizard..." -Selrahc
12/16/12 - "As irrelevant as this post is it still counts toward your inevitable Post Count Victory!" -sparetyrantxenu
12/17/23 - "Christmas isn't even really a holiday in the US anymore, it's more like a month." -Scooter
12/19/12 - "I'm pretty sure Leif11 is scum." -novice
12/20/12 - "It sucks when townnies won't listen to common sense." -zakalwe
12/26/12 - "Mackoti: do what I do in 41. pretend to have secret plan and tell lurkers to guess. then pick best plan." -scooter
12/28/12 - "The world is saved once more... likely thanks to a bunch of middle schoolers or high schoolers in Japan." -Tasunke
12/29/12 - "There's not much actual gaming to do right now since I've run this start through that tool of mine to plan out the first 30 turns." -scooter
12/31/12 - "I should probably start posting less." -Bigger
1/1/13 - "I have no idea how you would quantify how good a view is." -pindicator
1/3/13 - "The dice can't hate you forever." -Mardoc
1/7/13 - "Anyone else keep replacing "snitches" with "Sneeches"?" -Commodore
1/9/13 - "PYFT = 'plant your family tree'?" -Molach
1/11/13 - "If all else fails just replace all the players with robots." -NobleHelium
1/13/13 - "Countdown to Lewwyplosion initiated." -Rowain
1/15/13 - "I keep hitting Log Out by accident while aiming for View New Posts. Why would you ever want to log out, anyway?" -zakalwe
1/18/13 - "If anyone else wants to play, speak now or forever hold your pieces." -Twinkletoes89
1/19/13 - "Spoiler threads are a fun repository of all the terrible decisions I made in the past." -Nicolae Carpathia
1/20/13 - "mostly_harmless, you're going to have to change your name to "predominantly_harmless"." -SevenSpirits
1/21/13 - "I should have killed all of you bastards and got new guards." -Ryan
1/23/13 - "I've returned from the dead." -Yell0w
1/25/13 - "Looks like it's full moon today." -flug__auto
1/28/13 - "One thread dragged into the gutter, four to go!" -pindicator
2/3/13 - "Everybody now: PATH... WALL... RIVER." -zakalwe
2/4/13 - "Dibs on Gaspar's body! -Ichabod
2/6/13 - "SCREW DIPLO. MOAR STABBY." -spellman
2/9/13 - "That is all immaterial really, given the new circumstances that have come to light vis a vis the deep and enduring bond of brotherhood between Guybrush and that DAMN SKULL!" -Gazglum
2/11/13 - "Now my dishwasing prowess will be immortalized for eternity." -Merovech
2/13/13 - "Time to go boldly marching forward into the teeth of failure!" -Whosit
2/18/13 - "I would like to refer to [the island] by a name other than "The Island" which will just make me feel like we're on LOST or something." -scooter
2/20/13 - "Obviously Bigger must have been taking some weird form of hallucinogens. That's the only way that sentence could be written." -Sian
2/21/13 - "No more popcorn for me this turn." -TheHumanHydra
2/23/13 - "I am a killjoy. I'm not sure why that's even a question." -NobleHelium
2/25/13 - "There is no way to verify that you aren't secretly a member of a different team trying to cheat." -Merovech
2/27/13 - "The RNG giveth and the RNG screweth you in the posterior." -AutomatedTeller
2/28/13 - "Evil Lairs? The Lurker Thread." -Thoth
3/1/13 - "Hey look big companies lie about stuff so that they can maximize profit without upsetting consumers, who knew?" -BRickAstley
3/3/13 - "Don't worry about the lurkers - we'll draw them out of their shells. Or lynch them." -zakalwe
3/4/13 - "Commodore is currently at war with himself about the lack of early war." -Ceiliazul
3/6/13 - "We obviously need to start a kickstarter for developing our own more-perfecter version of Civ, we'll have a cool million to play around with in a few hours or so." -BRickAstley
3/7/13 - "I'm surprised there isn't a way to emulate the pause key on a Mac. Shouldn't there be an app for that?" -spacetyrantxenu
3/10/13 - "Dazed, what are you doing in this game, by the way? You have a twin you've not mentioned?" -Commodore
3/12/13 - "If I say something that rhymes, it's completely unintentional. I've said it many times - no need to get emotional." -zakalwe
3/14/13 - "I just can't resist the opportunity to pass short-sighted judgment." -scooter
3/18/13 - "When I first saw that [Speaker] had posted here, I thought it was in reply to my invitation and I almost had a heart attack." -Merovech
3/21/13 - "I pop in just four rathouses." -AutomatedTeller
3/23/13 - "Even when I'm winning, I'm losing." -spacetyrantxenu
3/25/13 - "I like to think that we have loyal citizens back home waiting for the day where we return and liberate our lands from those vile Khmer oppressors." -pindicator
3/26/13 - "The people of Realms Beyond are here for you - always." -Cyneheard
3/28/13 - "I'm sure you can find some gullible AI to trade you wine, wheat and sugar for drama." -novice
4/3/13 - "Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to." -Krill
4/4/13 - "Beggars are constitutionally barred from being choosers." -Commodore
4/5/13 - "Obviously Agriculture and The Wheel paired with the best UU in the game is too good to pass up. Wait, this isn't Civ 4?" -pindicator
4/7/13 - "The town [is] so loaded with silver bullets and holy water that we clink and slosh as we walk." -Gazglum
4/8/13 - "We should either take the plunge, or lynch someone who refuses to do so." -zakalwe
4/10/13 - "Hey, why can't...I...feel.......my...............handssssssss......ahhhhhhhhhhh...c a n ' t tyyyyype....................!" -spacetyrantxenu
4/14/13 - "Azza. I am sorry for murdering you." -Gazglum
4/16/13 - "I promise if I get a girlfriend I'll still report. She'll just have to accept my world-conquering ambitions. It's, uh, career-preparation..." -TheHumanHydra
4/17/13 - "Time to work on fixing the foundation before expanding the 2nd story." -Yazilliclick
4/18/13 - "Everyone wants to bully us this game. You'd think they'd leave us alone given that we are the ONLY team in this game to completely conquest a neighboring nation." -scooter
4/19/13 - "Damn, it looks like RB is one huge family meeting. What next? Sullla and Krill are identical twins adopted by T-Hawk?" -Fintourist
4/20/13 - "You can't tell a boat from a phalanx of axemen and you even struggle to tell east from west!" -zakalwe
4/21/13 - "Oddly, the only thought that flashed through Old Harry's head was 'not again!'" -Commodore
4/23/13 - "AI Montezuma starts next to Commodore and thinks "Oh Crap." Commodore goes to a dinner party, immediately cuts off access to the silverware, and leaves with a great general. Commodore studies art and culture - for the defensive bonus." -WilliamLP
4/25/13 - "Even if the rationale is refreshingly unclear, it will bring me pure, unadulterated pleasure to chuck someone out of the airlock!" -zakalwe
5/1/13 - "Only masochists enjoy 48 hours of the pigheaded angst portion of the game." -Gaspar
5/2/13 - "Seeing as I've already set up myself up on a huge, great big plinth for this lynch, a little gloating will hardly make any fall from grace any worse for me." -pocketbeetle
5/5/13 - "I wish I were dead." -Lewwyn
5/8/13 - "Maybe you could spend little less time with friends and play more civ. That social-life-thing is so from 2000s." -Fintourist
5/9/13 - "If you're a suboptimal player and you know it hit your head." -BRickAstley
5/10/13 - "I leave you guys for 10 hours and you're already eliminating the opposition before the game is underway." -Boldly Going Nowhere
5/15/13 - "We [Americans] prefer you remember us for the Apollo program. If not, we'll make you remember us for the Manhattan project." -darrelljs
5/20/13 - "I don't know what's worse: that I'm dreaming about [Pitboss 11] or that even in the grip of sleep I remember my opponents' starting techs." -Sisu
5/21/13 - "Stick, didn't they teach you in Curse 101: don't make them contagious!" -Ceiliazul
5/23/13 - "Unless you can somehow park Monster trucks on canoes what's a parking attendant doing on the council of thirteen." -slowcheetah
5/25/13 - "I noticed that Shoot the Moon was going for the mids, so I quicklyslowbuiltit out from under him." -SevenSpirits
5/26/13 - "Just when I thought my knowledge of the Old Testament was coming in handy for Civ..." -Sisu
5/27/13 - "Krill and I are a lot alike, except the part where he's good at Civ and I support a football team compromised of human beings rather than orcs." -Gaspar
5/30/13 - "Blaming the mapmaker is herd mentality." -pindicator
5/31/13 - "Looks like we only got two village kills. Does that make us the least successful wolves in RB history?" -slowcheetah
6/2/13 - "[Krill], you have the only uranium, so better rush nukes." -BRickAstley
6/6/13 - "I saw the [redacted] moving north, but just didn't think about [redacted]." -TheHumanHydra
6/7/13 - "We'll find out soon, we'll be in a 3 way... I'm still nervous..." -Bigger
6/9/13 - "It's a Boatsterfuck. A clusterfleet. Or as I put it... SHIP GOT REAL." -pindicator
Lurkers want to see the blood, feel it run through their fingers... -TheHumanHydra
6/25/13 - "May the odds be ever in your favor." -Cornflakes
6/26/13 - "A meteor is probably headed for my computer as we speak." -sunrise089
6/27/13 - "Pindicator, I really don't see how you can give credit to Brick for making the most of his fake post restriction. That's like praising a counterfeiter for his good penmanship." -zakalwe
6/29/13 - "People are rarely rational actors." -oledavy
6/30/13 - "You have learnt well, continenthopper." -flugauto
7/9/13 - "COME ON TEAM WOLF! (whoever you may be)" -Gazglum
7/10/13 - "In honor of Lewwyn's SK game, 4th city will be "LegendOfVampire."" -Ichabod
7/11/13 - "My condolences to thestick, who was unable to raze any of my cities this game." -AutomatedTeller
7/12/13 - "I offer entertainment and heartbreak in equal portion!" -Commodore
7/14/13 - "Efficiency above all. Death to excess utilisation of words. I hope to pick Spartan to honor the verbal austerity." -plako
7/15/13 - "Don't be so serious all the time, it's bad for your spleen." -spacetyrantxenu
7/16/13 - "dtay lacks the synergy of Locke/Cervantes that has been displayed in fake accounts before, it just seems too styleless for it to be a Sullla alt." -BRickAstley
7/17/13 - "Toroidal maintenance costs make me feel inadequate about the size of my manhood." -Thoth
7/18/13 - "Okay guys I've figured it out. retep is mackoti." -NobleHelium
7/20/13 - "If you are looking for ways out of your gender, I may know of a procedure that can help you become the man you always wanted to be." -Doctor Saul (pindicator)
7/21/13 - "Well if you're looking for volunteers to die on Philippines I think you might start searching, 'cause I ain't up for that kind of job." -Kurumi
7/23/13 - "SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK." -dtay
7/25/13 - "Everyone will hate Brick. This is a fact." -retep
7/28/13 - "Every time someone tries to game the system and fucks up I laugh maniacally." -Krill
7/29/13 - "Never question what is given to you. What needs to adapt is the man itself, not the gifts he receives." -Ichabod
7/31/13 - "I think it's more interesting that both Democracy and Communism are dead end techs. "Sorry guys, you know the grand philosophical argument of the 20th century? It's all a big dead end."" -NobleHelium
8/1/13 - "They have a right to gleefully hang themselves however they wish." -Commodore
8/2/13 - "I never promised I was paying attention, what do you want from me?" -Bigger
8/3/13 - "Do you feel the ashes, the flesh, the bones and cries of the weak? I sure do feel them..." -Kurumi
8/4/13 - "It's hard to die when you're convinced it will happen and don't fight it isn't it?" -The Narrator (BRickAstley)
8/7/13 - "It's the rule of 2: two defenders are infinitely better than one defender." -NobleHelium
8/8/13 - "I prefer to lead the events and not to be lead myself by the events." -2metraninja
8/10/13 - "I think we will win. I mean, we're in a bad position, so losing would be too obvious." -Kurumi
8/12/13 - "When in doubt MAKE THINGS UP." -scooter
8/13/13 - "RB "greens" > the CFC rabble." -Commodore
8/16/13 - "The Flying Spaghetti Monster touches this game as well!" -WilliamLP
8/17/13 - "You figured out how to double move in PBEM?" -Oxyphenbutazone
8/18/13 - "When you feel like you are going to die, don't die. And you will survive." -suttree
8/19/13 - "Let loose the dogs of war. Have no mercy //On those whom Fate destroys under her wheel." -GreyWolf
8/2013 - "Everything about my sim was wrong, but in a good way!" -Merovech -"Your opponents sure have a lot of tentacles and/or snakes. I worry about the potential implications if you were to pick Japan..." -Azza
8/21/13 - "All my friends think I'm the nuttiest person on earth when I tell them what I do in my free time. "Lol, you let emails decide what you do with your evenings?!" "You play in these games for a year?!" "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend ..."" -TheHumanHydra
8/22/13 - "Basically Merovech, we're looking to give you map instructions that are just specific enough to get what we want but just general enough that we still reserve the license to complain about the job you've done." -scooter
8/23/13 - "Has there ever been a firewall war in a pitboss?" -Old Harry "I've started viewing being a mapmaker like being a police officer. You're damned if you do and damned if you don't." -BRickAstley
8/24/13 - "I approve of (other) lurkers being pushed out windows." -uberfish
8/25/13 - "I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so this bunch could role-play their way through a game of Civ 4!" -Shrimp (Krill)
8/26/13 - "My frontline defenders are armed with shovels." -novice
8/27/13 - "Well, we're good at this whole 'welcoming the new people' thing, aren't we..." -Mattimeo
8/28/13 - "Commodore LOVES laying traps. I should know; I've fallen for several of them." -Cyneheard
8/29/13 - "I like to think of deleted units as retiring to the nearby countryside." -Qgqqqqq
8/30/13 - "Zak, please switch. Trust your Glumbuddy." -Gazglum
8/31/13 - "Oops I forget XXXXXXX's identity was a spoiler... Sorry." -MJW
9/2/13 - "I finally got overpowered by the tourism of the American Empire." -Ichabod
9/3/13 - "The Devil's work is typically fun, so C&D can't be that." -darrelljs
9/4/13 - "Bet 10 bucks [Mardoc] gets assassinated." -shannon411
9/5/13 - "Are you sure that telling your wife you have her name in a game where cities are named after ex-girlfriends is wise?" -Rowain
9/6/13 - "Having a stray click drop you into rebellion because of a preconception from single player is hardly fun." -Nicolae Carpathia
9/9/13 - "This is a spoiler. Figured I'd join with the cool kids here." -BRickAstley
9/10/13 - "More bacon is a more evolved state of being." -spacetyrantxenu
9/13/13 - "I am not sure how the number of posts relates to the trustworthiness of a person." -Gustaran
9/14/13 - "The only problem is this: Suttree is a really nice person and like everyone knows the good guys never win." -retep
9/16/13 - "You have more important things to do than to keep a stranger in your house." -Kurumi
9/18/13 - "I've been finding myself lying awake wondering which order to send in units in this and other games." -Old Harry
9/19/13 - "While our pace isn't technically glacial, it has been hovering around the "HAL 9000 dying" mark on the uber chill scale. It would be nice if we could accelerate towards the "Amish drag race" end of the spectrum." -zakalwe
9/20/13 - "[Commodore] are Scooter are star-crossed civvers, not really by any fault of either of [theirs]." -Ceiliazul
9/21/13 - "Did you become the Antichrist or anything fun like that?" -Brian Shanahan
9/23/13 - "I have 3 billions of dollars and if you believe it I have a bridge or 2 to sell." -Rowain
9/24/13 - "If Biggers are confused by the tapatalk sig, don't help them!" -Ceiliazul "If Azza didn't have bad luck, he'd have no luck at all." -Boldly Going Nowhere
9/25/13 - "I'm pretty sure the main purpose of lurker threads is to insult players where they can't see." -NobleHelium
9/26/13 - "My first thought is really that [Jowy] might find this game more fun if all the other players were AI, because he really isn't especially interested in anything that doesn't come from his own mouth." -Gaspar
9/27/13 - "Kind rulers don't try to kill their wives in order to get a male heir." -pindicator
9/28/13 - What's next? An artificial neural network that analyzes text style of posts and gives probability of each player being scum?" -Gustaran
9/29/13 - "capitals are to be avoided at all cost, and periods to be used minimally outside ellipses" -Mattimeo
9/30/13 - "I suspect the proper Canadian answer is in units of beer." -Commodore
10/1/13 - "Oohhh, chatter in [PLAYER X]'s thread. Must be gearing up for WAAARRRR!!!!!" -Boldly Going Nowhere
10/2/13 - "G everyone. I spare the second G till I know who are the wolves." -Serdoa
10/4/13 - "If this group of Oceania citizens was asked to save all of humanity by determining the number of fingers I'm holding up, they would fail without question." -NobleHelium
10/5/13 - "I think I just eliminated Judaism from the world. As Germany. Eeeek. I swear it wasn't on purpose." -dtay
10/6/13 - "I'm glad I didn't micro properly." -Jowy
10/7/13 - "[I] wake up at 4:00 AM in the morning and think "hmm, do I really need another spear in that city? Maybe I should change it to a worker", and then log into the game and do it, and go back to sleep." -WilliamLP
10/9/13 - "Studies show that random e-mails to other teams improves mood and makes hair shiny." -suttree
10/10/13 - "[Krill] sounds different than I imagined. Not so much the accent or anything, because I knew that [Krill] lived in England, but I just didn't hear any swearing in that video." -MindyMcCready
10/11/13 - "People: can't agree with them, can't play WW without them." -BRickAstley
10/13/13 - "I'm eastwestxic; a common problem around here. -Commodore
10/16/13 - "Kill: Tasunke, Kiss: Tasunke and Defenestrate from the International Space Station: Tasunke will all be treated as a kill order." -uberfish
10/17/13 - "The setup favors town if people do not act like people. That is every single set up every time." -Goreripper
10/19/13 - "People with too many cats seem to go a little crazy..." -Gustaran
10/21/13 - "We Brazilians are born good at soccer, no need to invest time in it. Just like Norwegians are born good at Civ, by the way." -Ichabod
10/22/13 - "What I'm looking for is a game that's as close to RL as possible."-TheHumanHydra "Krill's solution: Go conquer a country and play!" -Commodore
10/23/13 - "I'm not fighting with my wife a second night in a row over going to bed at midnight to play the turn. War weariness is already high with her." -Boldly Going Nowhere
10/26/13 - "If I get teamed with you, Bob, I am naming all the cities after the finest erotic MLP fiction." -Nicolae Carpathia
10/27/13 - "The most questionable decision I will make in this game is playing in it at all." -SevenSpirits
10/28/13 - "Looking at all the whining already now, I would have to create an ocean for all your tears." -Serdoa
11/2/13 - "It's a crying shame that the two people I protected N0 and N1 want to lynch me. This is the thanks I get!?" -Lewwyn
11/5/13 - "It seems like Goreripper's game plan was to have me and Novice mislynch everybody." -zakalwe
11/6/13 - "Rowain was lynched. He was a kind old man who fed starving puppies. DO YOU FEEL HAPPY NOW?!?" -Qgqqqqq
11/8/13 - "I want someone to develop an AI which plays juuust well enough to challenge me throughout the game, before inevitably succumbing in a climactic finish, and then my PC starts to spit 100 dollar bills out of the DVD drive." -Bobchillingworth
11/12/13 - "These games are better when you don't think too much what others are doing and just concentrate your "don't be a jerk" efforts on yourself." -plako
11/14/13 - "Channel your inner Stalin, Ichabod." -Krill "At least the turns will roll on time." -WilliamLP
11/15/13 - "WARNING: Side effects of Pitboss 16 ™ include nausea, sneezing, headaches, blood in the stool or urine, uncontrollable fits of spontaneous breakdancing, swelling of the tongue or throat, irregular heartbeat, muscle aches, dryness of the eyes and lips, psychic powers and crapping out your own colon." -Kuro
11/16/13 - "played with [bantams] a month ago and him and some other guy acused me i am cheating cause i got taj somewere near 800 ad." -mackoti
11/17/13 - "All I can conclude is that playing in a full diplo game just warps minds or something." -WilliamLP
11/19/13 - "Rifles, attack, kill. Will try." -Molach
11/22/13 - "Something just came up. I may not be able to post again until 0501 GMT tomorrow." -zakalwe
11/24/13 - "For some reason I thought this was the enter key: http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootd...15xb-d.jpg" -Hashoosh
11/25/13 - "Going broke is pretty harmless." -T-Hawk
11/29/13 - "Apparently it's dangerous to speak either of the Devil or PB14 around these parts." -WilliamLP
12/2/13 - "I'll take the Ceiliazul Challenge: I'll stay unspoiled and see if I can salvage the abandoned civ from whatever daft madness abounded pre-Catwalk-flake." -Commodore
12/6/13 - "I realize I'm never going to escape my reputation, so I might as well embrace it." -Whosit
12/8/13 - "I’ve just been reading Sun Tzu, so we’ll see how he fares against Microsoft Excel." -MYKI
12/11/13 - "Cute kitties should unite for world domination. What's confusing about that?" -yuris125
12/13/13 - "Don't think I'm not paying attention, I'm keeping...an....eye.....*yawn*..on........zzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzz...cornbread....banana pudding.........mmmmmmmm...zzzzzz :yawn:" -spacetyrantxenu
12/14/13 - "Lurker-sight is 20:20." -Ceiliazul
12/17/13 - "The whole point of the game is avoid getting into situations where odds matter." -Bacchus
12/20/13 - "One day I'm not posting enough, the next too much? WHAT CAN I DO TO SATISFY YOU?" -Qgqqqqq
12/26/13 - "As the guy who picked up the pieces in 42, I'm asking if you're still going to want to play when your sandbox goes Godzilla." -Ceiliazul
12/31/13 - "I have no idea what you guys are talking about, since we oddly skipped from 46 to 48 in PBEM numbering." -Gaspar
1/1/14 - "Sometimes you explore the dungeon, and sometimes the dungeon explores you..." -Bobchillingworth
1/2/14 - "WW > Civ. I actually win sometimes." -Jowy
1/4/14 - "I originally hated smileys, but RB corrupted me. Now I need to cut back ..." -TheHumanHydra
1/7/14 - "If there's a tiered list of assholes somewhere around here I'd be curious to know if I ranked better than tier 6 this time." -spacetyrantxenu
1/11/14 - "You know what's better than lurking the 20 man insanity? *Playing* the 20 man insanity." -Mattimeo
1/13/14 - "Fifteen paragraphs on a single wonder is a bit wordy even by RB standards." -T-Hawk
1/18/14 - "It is reassuring to know our leader is no more treasonous than the rest of us." -Azarius
1/20/14 - "I am the me who is resisting getting into a fight on the internet today, and as a result everyone is happier
." -Qgqqqqq1/22/14 - "I feel like a watched some security camera footage of some frat party where a drunken brawl happened and a few minutes later everyone was crying and hugging it out..." -sunrise089
1/25/14 - "Five years may be Neolithic by computer standards, but if so then my other computers are Pre-Cambrian." -RefSteel
1/26/14 - "Being GM is like being a mapmaker on steroids. You do it because you want the opportunity to flex your creative muscle and then everyone ignores your creativity and spends the entire game criticizing all of your real and perceived mistakes." -Gaspar
1/30/14 - "Here's an idea. How about we just charge the top 1% of people with most posts." -KingOfPain
2/1/14 - "As a kid I used to sit crosslegged on my sofa and beat a drum so all my imaginary Greek rowers would pull in time. Good times." -Gazglum
2/4/14 - "If we start to ban people [from Werewolf] on competence then we would be out of players rather soon." -Rowain
2/6/14 - "Lurker thread being spammed makes me nervous, but they are probably talking about offtopic stuff like lurker threads always do." -Jowy
2/8/14 - "I've been even less active than normal today because after my Hearthstone-related injury I had to go to an urgent care center today and am now in a walking boot." -sunrise089
2/14/14 - "If you name your civ Verizon, I *will* declare war." -Mardoc
2/16/13 - "So Krill is God and DMOC is Jesus Christ? I don't know how evil Krill's empire is, but it probably isn't unstoppable." -novice
2/19/14 - "The mind-bendingly stupid political discussion about Anarchy vs. Democracy makes me want to punch all of Reddit and Tumblr in their collective gawping idiot faces. Although I've wanted to do that for a long time anyway." -Bobchillingworth
2/22/14 - ""None shall pass...." Not quite as scary when coming from a guy with a shield who forgot to bring his sword to a swordfight..." -Molach
2/25/14 - "Commodore has proven that the North is cold! -spacetyrantxenu
2/27/14 - "This place has people who argue about the pricing difference between -66% and -75% Steam discounts on $10 games. I don't think we're exactly highly valuable commercial traffic." -T-Hawk
2/28/14 - "I play games to get a break of the tough moral choices of life, not to indulge myself in them." -Ichabod
3/2/14 - "'Yeah, Noble is right.'-T-Hawk 'I've learned to just assume that.'" -Cyneheard
3/3/14 - "I think our thread spamming tactics will be a strong early expansion followed by growing tall via more interesting but not so frequent reports." -Fintourist
3/5/14 - "There is a game of strip Werewolf going on [in the lurker thread]. Complete with pictures. It isn't pretty." -Thoth
3/12/14 - "Doughnuts are nice for eating but I wouldn't want to live on one." -WilliamLP
3/16/14 - "This shall be remembered as the First Day of the Apocalypse." -Dhalphir
3/23/14 - "Good game Computer Bantams. You always played your turn very fast and never held us up once so thank you for that." -Goreripper
3/24/14 - "We don't play civ with post-cold war geopolitics of not attacking weaker countries to maintain the status quo. It's more of the early-20th-century-Europe-dog-eat-dog variety." -Oxyphenbutazone
3/31/14 - "Usualy i kill them, sooner or latter when is easiear , cheaper or more fun to do so." -mackoti
4/11/14 - "Worry not RB! Next game I will handle diplomacy and we'll be the one doing the dogpiling." -Jowy
4/14/14 - "Maybe a hacker has already taken over forum accounts and is posing as BRickAstley." -Gustaran
Erebus in the Balance - a FFH Modmod based around balancing and polishing FFH for streamlined competitive play.
