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[SPOILERS] Mehmed of Ottomans. Completely unrestricted. yuris125 and mackoti

Sultan coulnd sleep all night because of this situation , sugar and comodore,so in morning he called right away the Vizir of science(VoS)and vizir of gold(VoG), of course they were asleep because they were used with long nights and getting up just 11 so in ther pijamas with big eyes they said, what your order Sir:
MII - i called you to discus how our empire progress in the field of knowlege and gold.
VOS -in science we are first very closed by comodore
MII -very good , me likes that
VOG- i am afraid with gold is far worse , casue we invested heavy in production i think there just 2 civs which are about to die which are doing less gold then us
MII-phew this realy a bad news, you are incompentent so you are fired, at least VoS is keeping us first in research
VoS(full of fear, whith knees trembling )- I am afraid we will loose that soon enough
MII-how is that posible last time when you made a report you said we are like 40k science in front,and now we are about to be surpased without using our adavantage??
VOS- there is a trickery of the master of this MOD,krill is his name, which makes the techs vere expensives for first to get them, and with some strange bonuses cheaper for the one wich research latter.
MII-I need to destroy this krill
VoG(crying from a corner) -is imposible , he cant be touch and is so stuborn when you try to convince him of something,there are rumors he made this MOD so he always win....
MII -I see so practicaly if a teh costed for us 14 k with know bonus is like 11.6 k for us and for plako for example will be like
8,7 k .Phew the difrence is prety huge i migh say.

Vizir of war entering into the room

VoW-Peace be with you
MII-did you sent peace ofer to azza, did the hethen accepted
VoW-we need to expect till next turn,casue Azza doesnt care that much about this world, so he is logging just once for turn.
MII-ok then join us please;
VoW- I was outside and i heared all discution about research and gold, so you see master is not that easy to conquer someone
MII-Why are you saying that?
VoW-we need time t get a tech , we pay alot for it, the ones which falow are getting it very cheap so they get it fast enough, until we rise the army , build the galeons, pack they have the tech as well.
MII-but they dont have the units so we still can conquest..
VoW- I am afraid you will be disapointed my answer,but they will put they civilization on gold and with few turn of gold they upgrade everithing they have to those units,and we can seee what plako's doing for example he just upgrades loads of maces to MG and until we prepare if we do one gainst him, getting units navies, he research necesary techs and 2-3 turns of old evrithing will be ultramodern units.he has like 20 frigates and everithing else with 6k gold everithing will be batleships.
MII-this is realy bad news, but how he afords that?
VoG-If i may, remember he pays way few for his techs,and with the money he gains he upgrade units, they even bother with too much production becasue of this KNow bonus which can be even 100%
MII-ouch so i can pay 100% more for a tech then others, this is a robery, krill must die
VOS-as my golegue said he is from other world so he cant be touched,but we migh caugh in a game(he plays some time) and kill him then
MII-this would be my pleasure.Man this all bonuses makes things very hard for us.
VOW-another example could our only friend the great WLP, he got rifling not much time ago, he builded cash reserves 3-4 turns and now he has like 60 cavalries and 40 riffles,his texh was ery bad bad he got like 80% discount on every texh so if was making like 1500 beakers turns he was like doing 2500.
MII-OK ,ok ,this is too much for me,you are hired back VoW i belive just your incompetence made us to not get more land ,but i see now this world design is not very favorable for us.WE payed full price for techs ,and other pay 2/3 or even half or less so this makes imposible for us to use our adavtage, cause other will use the upgrade buton and will have same units like us and they will be competitive in tech cause they pay less.
VOS-I coulnd say beter myself SIr
VoW,WoG- great sumary sir thats exatly truth

MII (realy angry):

Go and find a solution to this stupid problem, now..

VOS(with a low voice)- you could play civ like krill
MII-never,and if i said a solution not nonsense if i hear this again you loose your head.

Tomorow 6 moring i want solution.
All depart grumbling about sugar, krill and plako.
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2 questions: How do you think I play, and would you mind posting a pic dump of all your cities please? Even if it's just emailing them in a zip file to someone to host and link here.
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(April 26th, 2014, 08:22)Krill Wrote: 2 questions: How do you think I play, and would you mind posting a pic dump of all your cities please? Even if it's just emailing them in a zip file to someone to host and link here.

first Great Mehmed ,didnt wanted to insulte anyone besides his vizirs, He thinks you like building loads of cottages , in almost your cities and prepare your civ for whats the best in this mod,cause of the prices of tech and known bonus you cant realy take e tech lead cause you are penalized(please dont be ofended becasiu mehmed thinks civ diferent), and for second Great mehmed alows you to check his work and his vizirs the password is ym. You can even do waht you said and post them here or in lurker thread and criticise me, i would prefer criticisisme in my thread , not i lurker thered cause i cant read there.

peace be with you great Krill.
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(April 26th, 2014, 08:33)mackoti Wrote: peace be with you great Krill.

Mackoti, This is fantastic stuff!
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MII(with a sour face, and a scary voice)-Morning everyone, all here.All here?
yes sir said the chorus.
Royal medic(RM) - something wrong with Great mehmed?
MII-No, i just had my tea without sugar and that makes me very unhapy
rm-oh oh
MII-- Lest see if you discovered any solution ,or else..
VOS- I am afarid i have more bad news,..
MII-what,WHAT, this is a meeting for good news not bad news, ...ok go ahead and make me more sad
VOs-I reseached the research tree very hard hoping to discover something useful and what i discovered i didint liked at all
MII- say once before i have your had off...
VoS- you can build destroyers without researching combustion..
Mii -why we didnt do that then? who's the incompetent who didnt informed me about that?
V0S -all you need is someone to gave you some oil, and we didnt had anyone willing to do that...
MII-So others will need someone to gift them oil as well.
VOW-Oh that explains why freaking canada is researching combustion without having artilery, they want to gave theyr oil to vikings which will finish artilery in 2 turns.
MII- this is not sad new this makes me depresed,how is this posible?
VoS- when krill made the forgot to put this condition as well for building the distroyers.
MII-This krill again, man....
VoG(bearly speaking) - But we dont know if that will happen for sure...
MII-Most likely will happen, and if will i realy hate this, but we need to adapt...I want solution for all problems apeared in the noon meeting go now, i am sad and no sugar for tea

All depart grumbling about artilery, combustion, comodore and krill...
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Fair point. DD and Arty only need Artillery and Oil so Combustion is not actually needed. That's certainly something that can be changed.
Current games (All): RtR: PB80 Civ 6: PBEM23

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MII- hey i need a brief presenattion of all cities to see how development is goin.
Vizir of administration-I have prepared a small case so you can visit, SIr
MII-great
here it is.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/nh3hnfjfn6bcjma/rMW5SKm-XM

I might forgot 1-2 cities and perhaps doubled one but is made in hurry so i apologiase for this ,SIR

MII, well I supose i pay you for nothing but i take it.

Via departing grumbling, you didnt payed me in months and the wife which you promised is now in VOw harem
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After all his vizirs departed ,Mehmed remained very toughtfull for a while , after he ordered a tea ,which canceled right away because remebered there is not bit of sugar in all his empire.
Some pacifist , presented at the palace saying they have the solution, therea plant named sugar beet which could be cultivated somewere in great empire and not need to start a war to get that damn sugar.When Mehmed hear this became very concerned because he told to the vizirs to not tell anyone about all this and this freaks which dont like guns and whales are theyr love came to him with this stupid solution, a beet which gave sugar.He called right away some janasary to put them on run and shoot 1 or 2 of them to show them pacifism....

Right after he called for visir of espionage(VoE), which was very good friend, and could be completly trut.
MII - I have a big problem looks like some of my visir are leaking information ,towards all knid of people and i am afraid other empires could find about my plans and they would get stronger defence on theyr sugra platations.
VoE -- this is very in unfortunate,but from i know all your vizir are ready to gave theyr life for empire but i think is beter to be safe then sory, so what we should do?
MII- I think we need someone to spy everyone of them to see which is the one with the'talking' so we can hang him..
VoE- i will do that imediat, my best men will start to falow each of them and if we research radio we could instal even 'bugs' in theyr harems.
MII-good good , please do so.Another think which i ask if you could gave me an estimative how my main rivals are researching.
VoE- this is very fortunate as i just done this studies and the top 3 i already have near full info on them i might say.I will present you in short.
MII- so whats the situation with plako? Cause i consider him the most pericoulos enemy.
VOE- Plako is inded the best rival right now as The great Sultan said i meant great president, and he just started a huge Ga for 12 turns and so his stats are far beter then usual. We have city visibiity on him as we invested espionage on him so there we go , he is doing 3800 beakers turn loosing near 500 gold turn at 90% research so he could do like 3000-3100 bpt , at break even which is quite worring if we consider as well the 30% tech bonus which him gets;
food is clear he makes like 1250 food, and production in Ga is near 1k;
MII - indeed as bad as i expected;What about snake Commodore?

VoE- We had city visibility on him some time ago but we lost it as he invested like 10, 20% of his comerce in ruuning espionage against us and some of our spies took the bait and passed on his side but we are working hard to find them and make them double agents, but for now what comodore shows is prety scaring in gnp departament,he is making like 2800 gold at max taxes and i think research like 3600 so his break even would be there at 3300 if not beter i need to chechk 2-3 more turns to know exactly.The good news about him is that his crop yeald and mfg is not near half of ours.

Mii- still not good considering he has kremlin to rush buy whatever he wants.What about scooter(was a good move for us he gave up on pesky pindicator, thast a bad man and i bet he is behind of all conspiration we dont get sugar)
??

VoE - well scooter makes 2000 gold turn and max research near 3200 or something like that so break even would be somewere near 2700 , 2800 which is still beter then us his mfg is good beeing just after us and cop yeld very decent just few breads less then us and he has a huge military.

MII- I see Ty alot lets see how we can use all this info.
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(April 27th, 2014, 12:36)mackoti Wrote: Right after he called for visir of espionage(VoE), which was very good friend, and could be completly trut.

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What about scooter(was a good move for us he gave up on pesky pindicator, thast a bad man and i bet he is behind of all conspiration we dont get sugar)

lol Pindicator is the big boss behind the world sugar shortage!

...a minister of espionage should *never* be completely trusted! backstab
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I just want it to be known that there are l is no truth to the rumors that I left my government job to work for the world's largest sugar cartel.

No truth at all. mischief

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