Variant: The goal is to win the game using the least amount of real-world playing time. At the end of Civ4's replay screen, the time and number of sessions played are displayed. Games will be scored based on the number displayed on this clock, the faster the time the better. Note that you will still have to win the game, so it's not quite as simple as pressing Enter a whole bunch of times!

Games will be listed in order of fastest victories. Defeats will be listed in a separate category, and will be teased for being silly hares that lost to the wise tortoises. Good luck!