Scoring: You must win the game to qualify as a tortoise! Defeated players will be logged as hares, with special infamy reserved for those who do not complete the game.

Play the World's end game victory screen includes a timer. This timer will be used to rank the tortoises. Your time will be listed next to your place of honor in the results. Players who play through to a defeat will be be ranked elite among hares, sorted by elimination date within the game. Their clock results will also be listed. Hares who wander off and become lost or who take a nap and sleep through part of the race, who fail to cross the finish line, will receive one demerit next to their names and not have their time recorded. Hares who sign up but do not even bother to show up for the race will receive two demerits, ten lashes with a wet noodle, and turn into bottom dwellers in the final standing. For more information, please see the main Epic Thirty-three page.

To read all the reports, and the Epic Thirty-three discussion, please see the main reporting thread. Congratulations to all, and thanks to Bam-Bam for compiling these results!

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